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The cosplayer took the podium at a Public Safety committee meeting to deliver a satirical case for the license-plate-reading surveillance cameras — they would help "find the rebel scum and their hidden base on Hoth," he said, and follow children "from playground to pool, from pool to gymnasium." He suggested the council practice its Jedi mind trick on the public, proposed defunding parks, libraries and shelters to pay for Storm Troopers, and added a personal reason for wanting the cameras: "I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend."
Julie Angelicola was drying her hands with toilet paper aboard an NJ Transit train, crumpled it up, threw it in the toilet and flushed — then realized her wedding ring had gone with it. She reported it, and NJ Transit pulled the train from service, raised it on jacks, removed the toilet tank and opened it up. The ring was sitting on top. It dates to about 1905, bought from an antique store, and she only discovered afterward that the initials engraved inside matched the nicknames she and her husband use for each other.
Narragansett police said the tractor-trailer was hauling thousands of pounds of squid for processing when it overturned at the intersection of Point Judith and Galilee Escape roads, spilling what the department's news release called "a substantial portion" of its load onto the roadway. Nobody was hurt. The intersection stayed closed about eight hours on Sunday while crews scraped up the seafood with skid steers. The driver was cited for an unsecured load.
Security cameras caught Billy the Kid and Billy the Goat stepping onto a TriMet bus at a Portland station, thinking better of it, and wandering off. Both got home safely. TriMet allowed that some questions may never be answered, including whether they "had valid fare."
A man in Bitonto played his usual numbers on Italy's MillionDay, scanned the ticket at a shop, got back the word “non-payable,” and threw it in the bin. The message did not mean he had lost. It meant the prize was too large for a shop to hand over. Once he worked that out, the local waste collection company went back through its route and found the ticket.
Renu Dhariyal hasn't cut her hair since 2015. Guinness measured it at 271.5 cm — 8 feet 10 inches — handing her the longest-hair title for a living woman and unseating Ukraine's Aliia Nasyrova by roughly five inches. The Uttarakhand YouTuber credits homemade oils and shampoos, and says cutting it has never crossed her mind.
C.L.A.S.S. Soiree Steakhouse in Hollywood, Florida runs its nude dining night on the first Monday of each month, seating about 20 guests at $150 to $300 a ticket. Diners get a robe, a towel, and a seat cover; staff stay fully clothed, which is precisely why the city says it's legal. House rules: 18 and up, and no touching anyone without consent.
Serial record-breaker David Rush enlisted his wife and two sons to clear a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos in 3.75 seconds, shattering the previous mark of 4.833 — and making Rush only the third person ever to hold 200 Guinness World Records at once.
Seattle gave a very round raccoon an honorary degree, a stained-glass portrait in City Hall, and an official season — and the thing that makes him work is the one thing no brand can manufacture: he has no idea any of it is happening.
Facing federal grant cuts, the 60-plus-year Rocky Mountain Biological Laboratory marmot study has turned to OnlyFans for donations — daily photos and videos of wild yellow-bellied marmots, with lead researcher Daniel Blumstein stressing the page will stay strictly G-rated.
TAG24's Viral Video of the Day: one speedy black Lab races back from the yard, launches into the pool, and snatches the ball meant for his Golden Retriever sibling — leaving Piper with nothing but front-row seats to the funniest fetch fail.
Norway's star forward posted "It followed me home" on July 14 and is now running a fan poll to name his new taxidermied companion.
Every '80s kid's mom, distilled: the perm, the shrug at your sleepover plans, the casual laugh at ALF snacking on the family pet. Oddly specific, completely accurate.
A Southwest Airlines flight attendant went viral after going completely off-script during the pre-flight safety speech on a Las Vegas-bound flight — joking that anyone traveling with more than one child to Vegas should "rethink their life choices."
The latest viral reel is captivating audiences worldwide with its creative editing and unexpected twist ending.
The 90's sitcom dinosaur baby has made a comeback as an AI-generated redneck meme, and the internet can't get enough of it.
Hugh Jackman posted a mirror selfie of his bedhead perfectly replicating Wolverine's signature spikes, captioned "When you wake up and realize you've actually become the character you've played for 25 years" — and it exploded to 1.4M views.
The illusion master strikes again with another impossible visual effect that has viewers watching on repeat.
This quick clip has captured the internet's attention with its perfect comedic timing.
The makeup artist's latest video features an unexpected twist that has fans in stitches.
This viral reel has taken the internet by storm and become one of the platform's most-watched videos.
The comedy reel that's dominating feeds and inspiring countless recreations.
A sleepy owl wandered into a New York City antique shop and settled in for a nap among the oddities, delighting the internet and baffling the store owners.